Don't cha wish this happens to you too?

Don't you just wish that the rain falls so heavily that it floods away your company so that you wouldn't have to wake up at 7.00 am, goes to work at 7.45 am and starts work at 8.00 am?

Sigh...

My wish was granted BUT the rain wasn't heavy enough to flood away the whole company. But it NEARLY flooded my poot-poot-cheh! Mummy to the rescue! I saved my poot-poot-cheh and place it at somewhere safe and sound. So, I braved myself, rolled up my pants, removed my stockings, wore my aunty-slippers and stepped into the (1 feet deep) murky, yellowish-teh-tarik-color, dirty water, walked to my car and drive it away to a safer area.

Just take a look on how scary the situation are! Electricity were cut off, waters were getting so high, the road has become a river! My first experience for me, and I am so EXCITED wtf that I took pictures of today's biggest flood! Wahaha... happiest thing is that I wouldn't have to work for 2 hours! Woo---hoo---!!! After moving my car to much safer place, I went up to my table, took my camera-phone and start snapping pictures!

Water water everywhere!!! I got so scared that I started to stupidly think, "OMG, what if the water continue to rise and our safest place is no longer safe? What if our cars can't be started? How to go back home? Who will pay for car repair? OMGOMGOMG!!!". But in the other side of my brains - "Yeah yeah~~ no need to come to work tomorrow! Woo---hoo---"... (^.^)

So scary that the road has become a sea...

This BMW dunno-what-series belongs to one of our customers and they have no fear at all. Flood seems to be a piece-of-cake to them. Look at their car - so LC looking that it's actually saying, "Aiyar, you kampung-cars-all-cheaper-than-me-wtf, little bit of downpour and you all got so terrified. Look at me lah!".

I hate you, BMW!

Me and JenFon's signature feet, clad in aunty-slippers, with rolled-up jeans.

Hafiz, doing what he does best!

How come Toyota cars owners not takut of the water one? Why the hell am I so freaked out (scared engine can't start lar, scared water goes into my interior lar, scared insurance tak tanggung lar, scare this, scared that). Toyota cars are so good meh until they can stand flood ar? I want Yaris also wtf...

Camwhoring with the teh-tarik water behind us!

Die lar, if boss saw this picture, sure kena goreng sotong for sure!

Even the operators are happy with the downpour! Rejoice~

Wahahaha... Look at the flooding dustbin wtf!

Look at the HANDSOME BMW! I hate BMW... Who asked you to be so leng zai?

Darn it, flood's gone and I have to wake up at 7 am, goes to work at 7.45 am and punch the card at 8 am. Darn darn darn~~~ Read more at The Star newspaper!

EDIT EDIT (News brought to you TV-June... Hahahawtf...)

Berita terkini.............Hujan ribut melanda ptg tadi menyebabkan kejadian banjir di Batu 8 Mantin, N.S. Banjir ptg semlm melibatkan sebuah kilang Jepun (YPM). Namun paras air setinggi 1' tidak membawa kerosakan tetapi dilaporkan 2 mangsa hilang di waktu kejadian. Mereka dikenali sebagai "Keledek Kecil" & "Si BODOH ASLI". Ketika air mulai surut, Keledek Kecil muncul dengan laporan bahawa sepasang stokinnya telah hilang dibawa arus air. Namun SI BODOH ASLI masih tidak kelihatan sehingga pagi ini. Sila ikuti berita selanjutnya di Berita Utama mlm ini. Sekian, salam mesra.

Live from Hillsboro

To the creator of Skype - you are the best thing on earth! I heart you very much! Hooray to you! Because of you, I can see my dearie, LIVE from Hillsboro. Sob... sob... sob... I was so happy to hear his voice and see him in person via webcam.

THANK YOU!!!

But no thanks to the time zone, I can only see him when I open my eyes (I woke up at 8:00 am - it's 5:30 pm in Hillsboro), until lunch time (it's at 1:00 pm = sleeping time for them). Better then nothing... No complaints.


I am so crazy that I asked my boyfriend to let me see his suite and Hillsboro LIVE! Hahahahawtf! What he did was he brought his laptop, showed me around his suite AND Hillsboro town from his suite's window!


Crazy or not?

Random rambling of the week

"Eh, what are those hideous thing", you asking me?

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It's the most delicious thing that goes perfectly well with congee, Bak-Kut-Teh, eat-it-just-like-that, or dip it into "kopi-O-kau"! Ooo-yeah, it's flour fritters, or affectionately called as "yau char kuai" (direct translation: oil-fry-ghost or minyak-goreng-hantu). Hahahahawtf!!!

Why do I suddenly talk about minyak-goreng-hantu? Few days ago, out of the sudden, I had this urge to eat minyak-goreng-hantu! Seremban’s most popular hantu is located beside Ruby Box/Secret Recipe at Seremban town. They fry the best hantu in town! Another hantu seller is located in Seremban town too, at Pos Malaysia (which have been closed down), next to Yellow Bus Stand. But their minyak-goreng-hantu NOT delicious at all! Tasteless!

Worse thing is that this man who makes minyak-goreng-hantu, scratches his leg and in-between his toes, WHEN HE DOESN’T HAVE ANY CUSTOMERS AROUND! Fortunately, mum caught his act! Ewww... This dirty fella have all the time in the world to scratch his in-between toes, and examine what creatures have been living between his toes BECAUSE HE MAKES THE WORSE HANTU AROUND!

Back to the minyak-goreng-hantu story, and so I had this strong urge to eat flour fritter that I went to ask around my colleagues:

Victim #1:
Me: Hey hey, wanna buy “yau char kuai” later after working hour?
V#1: Huh? Wah… why suddenly you wanna eat “yau char kuai” wan?
Me: I just feel like eating lor… Come lar, wanna go buy or not?
V#1: Don’t wan ler… Hehe…
Me: *grunt* Nevermind ler…

Victim #2:
Me: Hey hey, wanna buy “yau char kuai” later after working hour? *eyes sparkling*
V#2: Hmm… hmm…
Me: Come lar… let’s go buy “yau char kuai”! Can bring to work tomorrow morning as breakfast mar…
V#2: Hmm… oklar oklar… I also long time never eat “yau char kuai” already…
Me: *so-damn-happy-I-was-flying-to-the-sky-wtf* Thank you, thank you!!! *near-crying*

And, in the end, it’s happy ending for me. I got my “yau char kuai” and I ate for few days (with kopi-O kau/as snack/with Bak-Kut-Teh/breakfast/lunch/dinner/tea time), and now I got sick of “yau char kuai”!!! Padan saya punya muka...

Dodo's getting stronger! Mummy feed him lotsa cheesecakes! And cheesecakes makes Dodo happy, and race better! Dodo won lotsa munny for mummy and therefore, mummy buys lotsa good friends (yes, friends CAN be bought with munny), lotsa love, lotsa flowers, a lucky-clover and light to keep him warm! I am so fanatic with Facebook I can go crazy already wtf...

My love of my life flew to Portland last night. It's so ironic to see him taking the escalator down to the departure hall... Huhuhuhuhu.. Luckily mum were there to keep me strong. Next time I wanna follow him to Portland because according to this pretty gurl, Forever 21 is extremely cheap, Clinique is having a big deal, Guess is a la-la brand in US, it's SPRING over there (I never experience Spring/Autumn/Winter before lor, only Summer all year long)... I wanna go too! Most importantly, I wanna be with him wherever he go... Huhuhu... 2 weeks is too long for me to bear... (Chant to myself 3 times, "think of all the goodies he will bring back...think of all the goodies he will bring back... think of all the goodies he will bring back...)

For the sake of my colleague (have to thank her too), I applied for Japan Embassy (Monbukagakusho) Scholarship for Postgraduate studies in MBA. I won't put too much hope on it, because I fear of being let down later. I will just keep neutral... (Chant to myself 3 times, "neutral... neutral... neutral..."). But when I think of Japan and the amount of $$$ they offered as monthly allowance, I can't help but chant, "please gimme the scholarship, please gimme the scholarship, please gimme the scholarship, PLEASE!!!".

Enough of my random ramblings, off I go for an evening nap!

Awaiting for your e-mail, from Portland! I miss you!

Youtube hunting

THIS IS FREAKINGLY SO REAL!!!

How does he do that?

DoDo @ Facebook

I'm fanatic with Facebook Fluff Friend!
Pet my Dodo please, feed him, race him!

Now I'm giving him intensive training and lotsa good food to make him WIN LOTSA RACE!!!

Buahahahahaha... *witches evilish laugh*

Oh Dodo... mummy loves you too!